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December 24th, 2009
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mal3ficent
 | 01:20 pm - 6 Movie Heroes (Who Sucked At Their Jobs) | Cracked.com #2. Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars Oh shit, we went there.
Why He Should Be Good At His Job:
He has telekinetic powers, can outrun a '69 Camaro, kick heroin in a day and deflect lasers using an even bigger laser... all while sporting the burliest beard this side of Kashyyyk.
He's Obi-Wan-Goddamn-Kenobi, and if it hadn't been for that Jedi vow of celibacy, he would've been all over more coed rump than butterfly tattoos.
Why He Sucked At It:
The entire Star Wars series is one long story of Obi-Wan falling asleep at the wheel. Despite all his vaunted Force and beard powers, Obi-Wan fails to prevent almost every major tragedy in the franchise's history.
Let's start with a critique of his precognitive Jedi mind tricks. In The Phantom Menace, Obi-Wan rightly calls that training Anakin Skywalker is a very bad idea. Even Yoda and Samuel L. Jackson concur, and when the most badass man and Muppet in the universe agree with you, you know damn well you're onto something...
Read more at 6 Movie Heroes (Who Sucked At Their Jobs) | Cracked.com
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December 19th, 2009
December 18th, 2009
mal3ficent
 | 01:51 pm - Obama & Tiger: Success, Race, and Failure
First of all, Tiger Woods couldn’t find the Black community with a state-of-the-art GPS. “Black Americans” hardly embrace him as black man. We didn’t see Tiger’s affair as a negative mark against the whole race. Apparently she did. And it’s a bad thing that he is black and with influence and power and may have succumbed to greed and power? Excuse me? In other words: because he’s black he better be perfect?
Obama & Tiger: Success, Race, and Failure | FreshXpress.:.The PULSE of Young Black America
(P.S I got a new bookmarklet thing that lets me post stuff like this to LJ)
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