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December 24th, 2009


mal3ficent
11:01 pm - My day in a series of phrases
  • 23:08 Showed Mum my drawings in the new issue of @filamentmag It's kinda wierd when you show your Mum drawings of bjs you've done! #
  • 13:48 Afternoon Twitter. Done my hair and watched Tawhai play at the neighbours. Gotta cook and (gulp) buy last minute pressies tonight #
  • 14:13 ...but it just seems so much easier to watch Tawhai impersonate Joey Ramone... #
  • 19:19 ok extra running around done, everything hunted and gathered. Cooking the ham and marinating the fish tonight. #
  • 19:20 That could be an extremely coded message but it really isnt #
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December 23rd, 2009


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11:01 pm - My day in a series of phrases
  • 11:07 Middle of the morning to you Twitter. I've been sneezing a lot, still. The kittehs are well Tawhai is grear and the sun is shining. #
  • 20:41 Evening Twitter. Waiting for my mum to arrive from Auckland and doing (some more) laundry. There was a lovely 10 min downpour in town today. #
  • 22:43 Mum arrived safely. Unpacked the car. Might chillax and do my hair. #
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December 22nd, 2009


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01:20 pm - 6 Movie Heroes (Who Sucked At Their Jobs) | Cracked.com
#2.   Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars
Oh shit, we went there.


Why He Should Be Good At His Job:



He has telekinetic powers, can outrun a '69 Camaro, kick heroin in a day and deflect lasers using an even bigger laser... all while sporting the burliest beard this side of Kashyyyk.


He's Obi-Wan-Goddamn-Kenobi, and if it hadn't been for that Jedi vow of celibacy, he would've been all over more coed rump than butterfly tattoos.


Why He Sucked At It:



The entire Star Wars series is one long story of Obi-Wan falling asleep at the wheel. Despite all his vaunted Force and beard powers, Obi-Wan fails to prevent almost every major tragedy in the franchise's history.


Let's start with a critique of his precognitive Jedi mind tricks. In The Phantom Menace, Obi-Wan rightly calls that training Anakin Skywalker is a very bad idea. Even Yoda and Samuel L. Jackson concur, and when the most badass man and Muppet in the universe agree with you, you know damn well you're onto something...



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December 19th, 2009


mal3ficent
11:00 pm - My day in a series of phrases
  • 11:52 Morena Twitter. Off to a Chrimbo party at the RSA today for kids. Tawhai's Daddy Mike is here so I volunteered him to drive. Mama needs beer #
  • 22:47 listenin to HOT CHOCOLATE whilst emailing the Chrome. I believe in miracles? You sexy album you.. #
  • 22:49 oh yeh chrimbo was awesome. Tawhai loved what I picked out for him. Then he ditched me for daddy. Then i found my drank at the neighbours. #
  • 22:52 we were together since we were five. She was so pretty, Emma was a star in everyones eyes... #
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December 18th, 2009


mal3ficent
11:00 pm - My day in a series of phrases
  • 23:41 Where's my retweet button? #
  • 23:48 RT@TheWildhearts @Gingernyc Happy Birthday Ginger! It's the birthday bash tonight at the Garage. See you all there! (well i wont be but hey) #
  • 23:49 Spent the evening cleaning spare rooms and hanging with Tawhai. Might watch a movie and reply to emails #
  • 12:02 Late morning - woken up by Dad arriving to clean out the freezer. Hanging with Sarge reading the paper online. #
  • 12:03 Gonna do some more cleaning today, move TEH KITTEHS from the spare room to my room. I truly am becoming the crazy cat lady. #
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    In the meantime, I'll be putting out fire... with gasoline... #
  • 12:08 Compromise over 'h' in Wanganui www.stuff.co.nz/s/i8Vv - its WHANGANUI until the ignoramuses get the fuck over it #
  • 13:55 Obama & Tiger: Success, Race, and Failure - thefreshxpress.com/2009/12/obama-tiger-success-race-failure/ #
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01:51 pm - Obama & Tiger: Success, Race, and Failure
First of all, Tiger Woods couldn’t find the Black community with a state-of-the-art GPS. “Black Americans” hardly embrace him as black man. We didn’t see Tiger’s affair as a negative mark against the whole race. Apparently she did. And it’s a bad thing that he is black and with influence and power and may have succumbed to greed and power? Excuse me? In other words: because he’s black he better be perfect? Obama & Tiger: Success, Race, and Failure | FreshXpress.:.The PULSE of Young Black America
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December 16th, 2009


mal3ficent
11:01 pm - My day in a series of phrases
  • 11:16 Taranaki sighting of Maui's dolphin www.stuff.co.nz/s/omMk - wow Maui had a dolphin too...? (lol) #
  • 12:37 Rain and a nice southerly today; apparently a break before the sun burns us to a crisp again. I'm enjoying wearing warm clothes again! #
  • 13:30 RT @monkeyfluids bit.ly/4IQhFH "The butter will now be carefully restored." You what now? - Restored on toast? Scones? #
  • 13:57 bit.ly/761Qsq I like what Brian has to say about the Tino flag. It does have a mythology and distinguishes us from everyone else! #

  • 14:04 bit.ly/62Q5cD another story on the Uepohatu/Ruawaipu/Hauiti vs Ngati treaty deal. #
  • 14:11 ok Tawhai and I are going to go raid the supermarket for soy milk and ice cream cones. Might look at kittehs first. #
  • 16:29 The raiding went well. Even managed to get an iceblock in there. So much for the southerly wind cooling things down. RSA tonight! #
  • 21:06 So feeling more than a little vague and v. forgetful lately. I'd put that one down to sinus trouble... #
  • 21:06 but then i had a coffee and all of a sudden felt VERY SHARP AND ALERT #
  • 22:05 I just cleaned a bookshelf and feel very proud of myself. #</li>
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December 15th, 2009


mal3ficent
11:01 pm - My day in a series of phrases
  • 23:20 Love the Red latex outfit - this is probably old for some. bit.ly/63c8ac #
  • 02:13 I'm so full of snot I may just change my name to Grumpy Sinus. Sniffy the Goth is now an understatement. #
  • 11:41 "‘Social inequality’ cited in education report" - www.gisborneherald.co.nz/article/?id=15083 and refuted by many, no doubt #
  • 11:54 Unrest over Maori flag decision www.stuff.co.nz/s/3mgR - I am personally stoked over it. #
  • 15:51 www.gisborneherald.co.nz/article/?id=15099 More on Ngati Porou Waitangi Tribunal Hearing and the dissension of other iwi in the rohe #
  • 22:13 Went to an awesome prizegiving and exhibition for Ka Timata tonight. Have a great holiday everyone! See you next year. #
  • 22:26 twitpic.com/tllmm - Tired and watching hsrry plotter. Big Mama Sarge having nite off from babies? #
  • 22:30 lol hsrry potter. Guess who else is tsired too... #
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